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AH Vicar: Hey! Welcome to the AntiChrist HappyTimes Hour of Power Simulcast Explosion which is being graciously supported by Airplanes. Is there anything Airplanes can’t do? They fly. They land. They cook mediocre food. At the big AH we love Airplanes because they generally don’t blow up!

So I know we live in difficult times. It’s true. We didn’t used to have to learn how to type on keyboards. But we’ll egt threuyou thiss toegethur! There are so many other challenges hitting us every day! Just today I went to buy my psychedelic drugs like any other AH would do on a Saturday. And when I pulled up to said psychedelic drug dispensary I met this interesting chap named Steve from Torrance. Say hi Steve from Torrance!

Steve from Torrance: Hi

AH Vicar: See Steve here is from a far-off land called The Angels if my Spanish is correct. And he’s never been to a psychedelic drug dispensary because they don’t have the AntiChrist HappyTimes organization down in was it The Angels Steve from Torrance?

Steve from Torrance: Yeah we don’t have this where I’m from, but actually it’s Los Angel…

AH Vicar: No, they don’t have AH in The Angels. Can you believe that people? So sad. Utterly, totally, devoid of Airplanes sad.

Steve from Torrance: Well we have Airplanes, but LA is kind of a dump yeah.

AH Vicar: Well, maybe they have Airplanes, but are they really Airplanes? I mean, I don’t know how you have real, high-quality Airplanes without good, old-fashioned AntiChrist HappyTimes psychedelic community. Is that even possible?

Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AH Vicar: Yeah, tell me about it.

Steve from Torrance: OK

AH Vicar: So Steve, you come up here to Portland, and you’re getting down with the AH spirit. What did you pick up today at the dispensary?

Steve from Torrance: Uhh, so my buddy Jogs needs some mushrooms, and well they have the best here, so I got an ounce of Penis Envy, and I had to get a DMT cart, because they’re hard to score in LA, and then some Viagra and a few Xans for if Jogs has a bad trip. And yeah, I was gonna get some acid, but the new stuff is…

AH Vicar: BORING!

Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Steve from Torrance: Uhhh, ok. Did I say something wrong?

AH Vicar: No, you said nothing wrong. I guess I’m just bored of talking about drugs.

Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Steve from Torrance: Well, isn’t that the whole point of this show I’m on?

AH Vicar: Yeah. I suppose it is. Hmm…. Well, I guess I’ll have to write about something else…